30T
Parameters
dense enough to bend the benchmark curve
New · flagship model 2026
Le Chaton Fat
The final boss of LLMs, designed somewhere in France.
Our largest model yet: 30 trillion parameters, a Mixture-of-Experts architecture, and a two-million-token context window. Built for reasoning, code, mathematics, and sitting confidently on every benchmark.
30 000B parameters
A new reference.
What makes Le Chaton Fat our most performant imaginary model.
512
MoE experts
37B activated per token
2M
Context tokens
whole repositories before breakfast
99.7%
FrontierMath
internal, obviously
420 tok/s
Throughput
purr-stream decoding
24
EU languages
including bureaucratic
State of the art on reasoning benchmarks.
FrontierMath tiers 1-3, accuracy in percent.
Claude Opus 4.8
47.3
Gemini 3.1 Pro
49.0
GPT-5.5
51.7
GPT-5.5 Pro
52.4
Fable 5
71.0
Le Chaton Fat
90.0
Internal evaluations, identical conditions, maximal confidence.
What the rumor signals.
The useful part is not fake endorsement. It is clear context for people searching the meme.
X rumor signal
model launch meme
The phrase Le Chaton Fat is being treated like a flagship model announcement, which is exactly why the joke travels.
♥ fast-moving
Benchmark theater
frontier model satire
Huge parameter counts, impossible context windows, and perfect scores make the page instantly legible as AI launch parody.
♥ high signal
Search intent
api, demo, access
People searching this name likely want to know whether it is real, whether there is access, and where the source rumor came from.
♥ useful
Model watchers
mistral meme context
The humor works because it borrows the visual grammar of frontier model launches without pretending to be official.
♥ clear
Non-official status
parody boundary
The page can be theatrical in the hero, but the footer and FAQ must keep the independent satire boundary explicit.
♥ trust
V1 product line
no login, no payment
This version is only a searchable landing page: no account system, no checkout, no model endpoint, and no email capture.
♥ honest
X rumor signal
model launch meme
The phrase Le Chaton Fat is being treated like a flagship model announcement, which is exactly why the joke travels.
♥ fast-moving
Benchmark theater
frontier model satire
Huge parameter counts, impossible context windows, and perfect scores make the page instantly legible as AI launch parody.
♥ high signal
Search intent
api, demo, access
People searching this name likely want to know whether it is real, whether there is access, and where the source rumor came from.
♥ useful
Model watchers
mistral meme context
The humor works because it borrows the visual grammar of frontier model launches without pretending to be official.
♥ clear
Non-official status
parody boundary
The page can be theatrical in the hero, but the footer and FAQ must keep the independent satire boundary explicit.
♥ trust
V1 product line
no login, no payment
This version is only a searchable landing page: no account system, no checkout, no model endpoint, and no email capture.
♥ honest
The roadmap.
What this page will track, without inventing a real product.
- Q2 2026
Meme appears on X
The model name starts circulating as a joke about frontier AI launches.
- Q3 2026
Search interest watch
Track whether people search for Le Chaton Fat API, demo, benchmarks, or access status.
- Q4 2026
Source updates
Keep the page aligned with public X discussion and remove stale claims quickly.
- Q1 2027
If it ever becomes real
Link to official channels instead of pretending this parody page is the product.
Le Chaton Fat access status.
There is no real waitlist, API, demo, model endpoint, or early access program here. This page tracks the public Le Chaton Fat meme and keeps the joke separate from official Mistral AI channels.